Amie Stuart ~ On the Back Porch

This is what happens when you’re wasting time waiting on Golden Heart results =(

You are an ONANISTson who
practises masturbation. You don’t worry about
love ‘em and leave ‘em. You handle everything
yourself. You are one person who has
everything well in hand!

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Well I got a better blog up but it meant losing all my old posts, so I’m still debating

Right now I’m reading Mistress of Trevelyan, a sort of gothic style historical by Jennifer St. Giles. I got waylayed at her table at the RWA Booksigning. The book did sound good and she was so nice I bought it. To my very delighted surprise, not only is it good, it’s written in first person! This is Jennifer’s first published book, apparently and won the very prestigious KOD Daphne Award.

Off to shop for school supplies and see a movie. It’s been such a hectic couple of weeks I think we deserve a break today.

Two weeks till school starts!

sorry folks I’m seriously slacking on the blogging. didn’t have much to say, it’s been a long harrowing week and I dont even want to go look at my bank balance.

instead lets talk about forwarding email **raises eyebrows**. Be kind to your friends and family learn to clean up email before you forward it and for CRYING OUT LOUD learn to blind carbon copy!!!! **frown**

Oh yeah and use SNOPES to investigate any “warnings” like the WTC virus which I got today. I can’t tell you how much getting that crap irritates me ESPECIALLY when people dont clean or bcc their email (and send it to their WHOLE address book) let alone check out hoaxes no matter how many times they’re asked!!!!

I really don’t want God and everyone having my email address and I can’t bitch enough about it. It ranks right up there with SPAM!!!

Writing? What writing? I haven’t written a lick all week.

Hair is done, Car is washed, doctor is visited (leg is fine), we can see and we havnt lost our sanity and killed anyone yet. House is (fairly) clean. Babysitter in 2 or so hours…….I know i forgot something

So we’re leaving the optometrist, where I’ve threatened my children to behave (and get Whataburger) or not (and get PBJ’s).

We’re driving across the highway to Whataburger and my son says, “Mom, what’s Viagra?”

Huh? “Um, it’s for old men who can’t get their penis erect to have sex.”

“Ewwwww, that’s gross.”

“Yeah, it sure is.”

Old People Sex, ewwwwwwwww I asked him, he saw it on a sign as we were getting ready to cross the highway. That’s as bad as Cialis commericials while we’re trying to watch Law & Order.

Sadder yet, Insurance companies will pay for Viagra but not birth control pills. Any day now I expect to hear there’s been a rise in “old” fathers. *frown*

I have PMS, three contest entries I MUST judge this week, a possible busted blood vessel in my leg (going to dr tomorrow), a house to clean before the freaking babysitter comes tomorrow, so she doesn’t think I’m a total freak, PMS (need I say more?), meeting plans Wed. afternoon which I’m sort of dreading, then Thursday night w/the agent, and a parental (mine) I could barely get to babysit for me (but he wants the first published copy of my book? I don’t fuckin’ think so).
School starts in three weeks–the good news is I can stop paying daycare the bad news is I haven’t even started shopping for school clothes, supplies, shoes (shoes alone will run around 80 bucks =()
And, drumroll please, I have a pin-sized hole in my last contact. Trust me, my script is so odd, even if I COULD afford to go the eye doctor, it’d take days to get new contacts (or glasses) in. Glasses? Yeah, you could call them that but they’re in terrible shape.

Did I mention I had PMS?
One more hour to whine..I mean wine.

Well the little angles came home yesterday. I had 2 whole hours of peace and quiet before i had to yell at them.

Otherwise its just quiet. I have nothing new to report. Somehow I get the impression this isn’t a bad thing.

In other news Travis Tritt looks like he had botox injections! WTF is that?