Amie Stuart ~ On the Back Porch

Since Betti Boudreaux’s Rules appear in two stories (CDC & TBGG) I thought it might be kinda fun to post some of them here. There are 16 all total.

1. Don’t Ever Sleep With A Boy From Bluebonnet. (Technically you can ignore this since it’s a fictional town :wink:)
2.. Be Discreet.
3. Keep it Light.
4. Have Fun.
5. Women In Love Do Stupid Things. (It’s a given. Live with it)
6. Be Prepared. (For anything including, to quote my friend Jaq, hot monkey sex)

Caveat: Betti says if you find yourself breaking the majority of these for some man, marry him.

Remember last week when everyone scurried off after I said I had PMS? Apparently I misdiagnosed myself. Does that mean I’m just a hormonal bitch? (ggg)