Amie Stuart ~ On the Back Porch

So i counted the books on the sidebar before I cleaned it off.  There were 18.  Plus I probably read at least six more I didn’t add.  Twenty-four books in a year is kinda sad ya’ll

We started opening presents at 6:00

We started hooking up the Wii at 6:15

We were playing by 6:30

the kid was totally surprised!!!! i totally faked him out!

I hope everyone has a wonderful, RELAXING day!

But Santa is Guest Blogging over at Southern Fried Chicas.  Go check it out.

So I’m listening to the radio this morning on the way to work and KISS FM is giving away 500.00 Toys R Us gift certificates today then they segue into a story about a couple in Midland who went shopping at Toys R Us and …forgot the baby!

Now, I’m assuming they rode in the same car to get there when I ask, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET IN THE CAR AND NOT CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR CHILD IS IN THE BACK SEAT? When my kids were little, that was the last thing I did.  Worse yet, How do you get ALL THE WAY HOME and not realize you’ve left an INFANT at the toy store? Dumbf*cks.  YOu are officially banned from all procreational activities.
DOn’t get me wrong, I’m no perfect Mommy.  I’ll even fess up, I’ve locked BOTH my kids in the car when they were little–we all do it.   It’s a rite of passage……so, come on, fess up.  Did you lock your kids in the car?  Did you have to call the fire department?   Did your baby roll off the bed?  I KNOW I’m not the only one (but at least I never left my kid in a store).

Since I did a post for Stephie-Clause, it’s only fair I do one for Larissa, The Christmas Queen, too. So here ya go!*

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*Image blatently swiped from ShelliBelli 

I’m at SFC today.  I tried to write a letter to Santa but I got interrupted.

You’ll be glad to know you can, yes YOU, you can wash and dry an iPod and it will still work.

That doesn’t get him out of raking and bagging every leaf in my yard though.